Saturday, February 17, 2007

My brother's first email from THERE!!!!!




hi gorb, how r u ?.

i am writing from my school so i'll keep it short. readthese funny radio calls we have had:



Tower: "Delta 351, you have traffic at 10 o'clock, 6 miles!"Delta 351: "Give us another hint! We have digital watches!"



"TWA 2341, for noise abatement turn right 45 Degrees.""Centre, we are at 35,000 feet. How much noise can we make up here?""Sir, have you ever heard the noise a 747 makes when it hits a 727?"




From an unknown aircraft waiting in a very long takeoff queue: "I'm****** bored!"Ground Traffic Control: "Last aircraft transmitting, identify yourself immediately!"Unknown aircraft: "I said I was ******* bored, not ******* stupid!"




One day the pilot of a Cherokee 180 was told by the tower to holdshort of the active runway while a DC-8 landed. The DC-8 landed,rolled out, turned around, and taxied back past the Cherokee. Somequick-witted comedian in the DC-8 crew got on the radio and said,"What a cute little plane. Did you make it all by yourself?" TheCherokee pilot, not about to let the insult go by, came back with a real zinger: "I made it out of DC-8 parts. Another landing like yoursand I'll have enough for another one.".also listen to this song if possible i heard it on the radio anddownloaded it. i am sending it as an attatchment. oh and don't forget the pic.
reply ASAP
with lots of love, TD

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